shmaug:

Ultimate Spideypool scenes 3/?

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duss005:

I’m going to say, next to Yoko, Catwoman outfit is very tame.

duss005:

I’m going to say, next to Yoko, Catwoman outfit is very tame.

falcnpunch:

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

falcnpunch:

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

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ikeracity:

jabletown:

queenofshenanigans:

pangeasplits:

endingthemes:

anytime i feel sad, i just watch this and feel better

this is the most incredible thing i have ever seen

holy fuck this is the best thing in the entire world

oh my god that dialog… just… kept happening wow “and that’s why you’re a prisoner of the police now”

also #a WOODEN gun#charles hears about this#and can’t stop laughing for like three weeks (via queenofshenanigans)

i’m crying at the dialogue “no!!!! how!!!!! my….power is gone…..i’m hELPLESS……magnetism was my greatest weapon….without it I am LOST!!!!”

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polapaz1988:

弗蘭肯斯坦和落單的小鬼魂
弗蘭肯斯坦,外號法蘭克,一個被遺棄的生化人,在粗獷殘破的外表下有顆細膩溫柔的心,但這份難得的特質被他的生母所厭惡,所以法蘭克被放逐了,離開了那個充滿他與生母許多美好回憶的實驗室,在這陌生的小鎮漫無目地的走著。該上哪去呢,或許可以到餐館打工,母親曾讚許他的好手藝,或許可以去接點家庭手工,他的手之靈巧連母親都自嘆不如,法蘭克可以幹各種活,就是要他殘害無辜之人他做不到;或許…他,生化兵器第7號實驗樣品,代號弗蘭肯斯坦,正如母親所說的…實驗失敗,他生來是作為沒有感情的殺人鬼而不是溫柔的伴侶,正值努力的老實人….
就在他思考未來何去何從時,一隻小小手抓住他的衣角
“大叔,可以帶我去13號公墓嗎?”
是一隻…做鬼魂裝扮的小鬼
“嗯…這…,小朋友你大半夜的上公墓做甚麼阿?”
“回家囉”
“回家?”
“對!就是回家,叔叔看不出來我是鬼魂嗎”
“可是…”
“別說這麼多了,快帶我去吧,我這裡有地址但有些字我認不得…拜託”
“好…好吧”

雖然一切來的突然,請求相當詭異,但法蘭克覺得,在自稱是鬼魂的小孩找到家之前,他可以是很棒保母。

polapaz1988:

弗蘭肯斯坦和落單的小鬼魂

弗蘭肯斯坦,外號法蘭克,一個被遺棄的生化人,在粗獷殘破的外表下有顆細膩溫柔的心,但這份難得的特質被他的生母所厭惡,所以法蘭克被放逐了,離開了那個充滿他與生母許多美好回憶的實驗室,在這陌生的小鎮漫無目地的走著。該上哪去呢,或許可以到餐館打工,母親曾讚許他的好手藝,或許可以去接點家庭手工,他的手之靈巧連母親都自嘆不如,法蘭克可以幹各種活,就是要他殘害無辜之人他做不到;或許他,生化兵器第7號實驗樣品,代號弗蘭肯斯坦,正如母親所說的實驗失敗,他生來是作為沒有感情的殺人鬼而不是溫柔的伴侶,正值努力的老實人….

就在他思考未來何去何從時,一隻小小手抓住他的衣角

大叔,可以帶我去13號公墓嗎?”

是一隻做鬼魂裝扮的小鬼

,小朋友你大半夜的上公墓做甚麼阿?”

回家囉

回家?”

!就是回家,叔叔看不出來我是鬼魂嗎

可是…”

別說這麼多了,快帶我去吧,我這裡有地址但有些字我認不得拜託

好吧

雖然一切來的突然,請求相當詭異,但法蘭克覺得,在自稱是鬼魂的小孩找到家之前,他可以是很棒保母。

saucefactory:

And that? Is the moment the future Riddler falls in love with Jim Gordon. At last, someone who can riddle with him. <3

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lukehemmign:

whitebeltwriter:

dual-destininies:

derples:

dual-destininies:

tf2-fandomstuck:

tiniestshorts:

Bread knife

The french have grown more powerful. 

Hold it!

Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.

Notice anything strange about the bread?

I didn’t either. That’s because…

…no cuts were made there in the first place!

The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!

How, you ask? Look to the second photo.

While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.

Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?

The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.

It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?

This illustration explains it all.

While I am… ahem, not the best artist…

(Didn’t I go to art school?)

The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…

The witness was making space to put the knife’s handle!

Objection

Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.

as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.

if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.

If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.

Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.

Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.

And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.

Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.

It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.

Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”

You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”

Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.

Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.

Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.

In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!

Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.

But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.

Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.

I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.

The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!

The defense has an explanation for this positioning.

The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!

what the actual fuck tumblr

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pepsimangb:

Kojima is a scary man when it comes to his English. He knows just enough to be a real danger to himself and others. It’s a thing of beauty.

pepsimangb:

Kojima is a scary man when it comes to his English. He knows just enough to be a real danger to himself and others. It’s a thing of beauty.

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sherlockspeare:

- Sherlock, I’m home- 

- Hello, John.
- Hello, Watson.
- You’re late, dear Watson.

My friends saw the gif and asked me to make three frustrated Watsons. So here it is.

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Then do these make three poor Johns and three happy Sherlocks

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